...I walked into a classroom that had metal chairs and I saw a single chair that was off to the side of the room. Wanting to be left alone and without thinking I sat on it only to have it fold up with me in it and clasping onto the floor with me still in it, my arms and legs sticking out from both sides and all I could think was "Do you think anybody would notice?"

From~Portraits Of An American Family And The Illusions Of It All.